Friday, April 01, 2005

Netflix Fan hospitalized

(PNS press release) GREENSBORO, NC-"Self-described number one fan of Netflix has been hospitalized for severe lack of sleep, malnutrition, and dehydration, resulting from an apparent addiction to online DVD rental services. Neighbors found her collapsed next to her mailbox, arms loaded with DVD mailers. She is under sedation in a private room with no television."


  1. I hope you recover quickly. Then you can join me at the local Netflix Anonymous meetings.

  2. Hey, those are the same symptoms I had...maybe it wasn't pneumonia, I'm forwarding this to my doctor.