Friday, April 01, 2005

Netflix Fan hospitalized

(PNS press release) GREENSBORO, NC-"Self-described number one fan of Netflix has been hospitalized for severe lack of sleep, malnutrition, and dehydration, resulting from an apparent addiction to online DVD rental services. Neighbors found her collapsed next to her mailbox, arms loaded with DVD mailers. She is under sedation in a private room with no television."
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2 comments:

  1. Princess Wild Cow4/04/2005 9:21 AM

    Hey, those are the same symptoms I had...maybe it wasn't pneumonia, I'm forwarding this to my doctor.

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  2. Becky4/04/2005 11:58 AM

    LOL

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